Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

Splinky

A cat like creature, seemingly very pathetic.

"Yo bro, while out on my walk i just saw a Splinky!"

"Hi, have you seen my Splinky? It escaped."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinkly

A being which is rather pathetic, yet retains its cuteness. Most often used on cats, though could be used with many other things, including humans.

"Yo bro, have you seen my Splinkly? It ran away."

"My friend is such a Splinkly."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

splinko

The splinko is a small creature that i used to describe in science class to describe circuits

guy 1: look at that splinko!
guy 2: i wonder what circuit this creature is a part of!
guy 1: hes part of that circuit board!

by Fluqxlexy September 29, 2023