Spotted Cod

Referring to a person with many freckles which resembles a spotted cod, freckles commonly found on gingers

How is my little spotted cod today? (ginger)

by Josh Moreton March 20, 2008

Spored

I notice that the tags on Amazon feature a new addition to the English language -- the new verb "to spore", as in "prepare to be spored". There it appears to mean "to have your reputation shredded by customers infuriated at your shitty treatment of them". Personally I feel it also needs to have a transitive sense, viz. "to cheat your customers by treating them as pieces of shit who don't deserve to get anything for their money".

"I got spored" - said after buying one of EA game's heavy DRMed games.

by Z G November 2, 2008

sorted

-nice, friendly, pretty, cool, hip
- to be 'in style'.

- Miles is askin Seki what he thinks of Kay, 'She's sorted, she is.'

by x_Susie_x July 21, 2005

Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

getting sorted

Getting sorted = buying drugs.

Person A: I'm getting sorted Tuesday night, I'll come down yours and we can get shit faced.

Person B: Sounds good.

by crt999 June 8, 2009

spotted the bat symbol

having to awkwardly stop sex because your intestines have other plans.

Sorry Tiff, I've just spotted the bat symbol out your window...

by zimplr April 18, 2017

spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021