willy spooner

a funny ass name created by ME. It sounds like "will he spoon her" quite hilarious

i named my son willy spooner for shits and gigs.

by Lisppy McLisperson1 August 16, 2011

the spooner

when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket

dont lip off to me bitch or i"ll give you that spooner!!!

by ugly food that stinks May 15, 2003

Cameron Spooner

a hot girl that is always always DTF and extremely attractive, hot, pretty, etc.

Dude! she's almost as hot as Cameron Spooner!

by bobbyy_ March 2, 2011

dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

FAWJAWT SPOONER

a FAWJAWT SPOONER is a hand job but extra fidgety.

Caleckadeck"DO YOU LIKA DE FAWJAWT SPOONER"
Satan"yes"

by Saltyeyeballman September 27, 2017

Silver Spooner

A person who wants nothing but food from another individual. Not money, clothes, or even love. Just plain, old, simple, food.

HEY BUY ME SOME FOOD!
You're such a silver spooner....

She a gold digger? Nah man she a silver spooner

by Milleumas May 13, 2011

Double Spooner

another word for a boner/erection

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.

by Toejamfat May 24, 2012