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Spongebob Close-up

A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".
Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?

Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!

(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)

Viewer 2: Ughghgh!
by The Ball That Never Descended October 16, 2008
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Victoria sponge cake

When you creampie your girl on her period and watch the juices flow out then getting to close her legs and placing a cherry on cheek resembling a Victoria sponge cake.
Yo bro last night was mad, I gave my a girl a Victoria sponge cake I felt like Mary berry afterwards shit was perfect
by USERnameUNsaid May 27, 2017
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Spongegar

A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.

It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.
Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks
by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016
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sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.
I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.
by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004
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STD Sponge

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.
Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.
by John_Stamos_xxx April 14, 2020
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spongebob squarepants

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.
Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....
by sarah May 13, 2005
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sponer

noun; portmanteau of ‘sports’ and ‘boner’; athletic metaphor meaning: a team or an athlete performs so well that it effects one sexually; applies to both men and women; verb: sponerise
Man, those Seahawks are giving the entire Pacific Northwest a sponer!
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 6, 2013
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