Cum-Spoiler

When a guy is watching porn and just in the moment of ejaculation the video switches to a shot of the male porn actor's face, or the male porn actor pulls out to change positions without any warning such as a slow dissolve. Or any undesired shot that pops up just when you're cumming. Further examples: shots of the guy's ass hole while camera is underneith a doggy-style position, any shot where you can see the guy's ass hole or it's too close to the camera, or any shot where the female leaves the screen. They spoil your apex and make you want to start over in many cases.

You're better off watching POV if you're going to jack off, or you run the risk of catching a cum-spoiler right in the middle of your nut

by Captain Beef Strogginoff November 16, 2010

spooley

the spooley bit of a spoon

there are two parts to a spoon, the long part you hold it by and the spooley bit

by ALVIN September 2, 2004

sproglet

Derivative of sprog. Term for child often used in a derogatory context.

The place was absolutely swarming with sproglets, I swear, last time I go to the feckin bowling alley during half-term.

by 2B June 5, 2005

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Charlie Kaufman's masterpiece. Every frame is a piece of art. One of the most honest portrayals of relationships from beginning to end. Deeply touching and ultimately amazing.

After watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I felt like calling my ex up and crying.

by mrs. folds June 5, 2005

Spoilers

The ruining of a surprise in a book, movie, tv program, etc.

So, Sasuke pwns Itachi only to discover that Itachi was a good guy and that he massacred his clan on orders from the higher ups. Turns out the entire Uchiha Clan was planning to take over the village. Ironic isn't it? Now Sasuke wants to crush the village.
Oh, and Snape is going to kill Dumbledore But he actually is good. And Harry will live.
Oops, I forgot to put a Spoiler Warning didn't I? Well, hope the Spoilers didn't ruin your day.

by Namahagetecno37 June 19, 2008

Spoogleman

A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.

You are a F**king spoogleman.

by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003

swogle

A term used to scab a mouthful of drink from somebody else, the amount being half way between a sallow and a gulp.

PUNTER A: "What's that, you've got there?"
PUNTER B: "Just a bottle of Buckie."
PUNTER A: "Go on, give us a swogle."

by Phil T. and Jim Rim December 12, 2007