Splash and go

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.

Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.

by DoraII February 26, 2010

Splishy Splash

an alcoholic beverage.

gettin' on dem splishy splash, like a boss.

by anitnart June 19, 2012

Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.

I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.

by Quick nick September 19, 2013

Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.

My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.

by europolice March 23, 2010

Samoan Splash

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!

by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020

Splash for the gash

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.

"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."

by number16 January 19, 2014

splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

by eradacator486 November 10, 2017