splurfff

A mighty warrior who has slumbered awaiting its return to the mortal realm

Beware splurfff for it will come back soon

by Dunkor III November 8, 2023

Splarf

A Brain fart.

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

sperf

the act of cumming in a girls ass hole then having her shit it out, then you wipe it all over their chest with your dick.

dude that chick looks like she got sperfed all over last night

by milliondolrmoose69r March 10, 2007

splerge

a word used to describe a man spewing onto a womans face. also used as in go crazy with hookers

he splerged onto her face.
he splerged on all those hookers

by willdude November 23, 2004

Spleef

An ambiguous verb that does not really explain what is occurring. Can be used in a good or bad way (see examples). Most commonly used with bodily parts.

Oh my god dude! My anus is spleefing!

That girl over there makes me want to spleef so hard.

by Gatapi October 9, 2011

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

Splêr

The latest high five, derived from skêr a word used in the movie Bakgat; but the term "skêr" was way to gay for colloquial use and so professor Utonium accidentally added chemical X to the formula and so Splêr was created.

Wow dude this beer is awesome. Splêr!

by Kahrette March 29, 2010