Spawnling

You know, that guy. One minute your talking about him and the next minute he’s right there... he know exactly when not to call and does anyway. He makes any situation awkward. And he’s there when you need him least.

“Omg, Ronald is such a spawnling.”
“Yeah, Becky, it’s actually kind of creepy. He called me at six last night, right when we started. Couldn’t have been a worse time!”
“Hi girls!”
“SHIT!”

by alohomora_motherf*cker! March 22, 2021

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

by Gnug November 3, 2017

Shawning

A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.

My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.

by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009

slaning

dealing

I make hella money slaning coke.

by yee123 June 21, 2009

Shawning

Shawning; Adjective

(To Shawn, Shawning) Sh-awh-n

To ignore the world around you, generally even family and a significant other, and consume yourself in video games.

-This guy was shawning all night last night, his girlfriend was bored as hell-

by InternetReality March 10, 2014

speaning

To finger your partners anus while wearing pink rubber gloves and whistling the theme tune to jaws.

"Spent the afternoon speaning the other day. Shit was hot"

by Rimbo6 January 6, 2014