Speager

A small, furry animal with red ears and a tail with spikes on the end that shoot venom and attack things like humans and pull them into the water. Also known to spin webs and shoot lasers from eyes. Extrememly dangerous.

The wild Speagers of the areas surrounding the University of Western Ontario.

by Dr. Sherman Lipton, PhD, Biological Sciences and Awesomeness January 24, 2007

splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off

We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

Splace

A combination of place and space that can be used when describing a space within a place or a place within a space.

Typically used in an earthly setting but could also apply to a place within outer-space.

I need to find a quiet splace to read.

by Hazelnut99 April 18, 2018

spagehht

Would you like to touch my spagehht? This word is used by gays including Jerry.

Aye dude, wanna touch my spagehht?

by Turtlesrcool1000 April 11, 2018

Sploge

Often referred to a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person likes to go on the Gindi diet and drinks Darkfruits.

OI Ibi with the kids you are a sploge

by Theboiboi June 29, 2019

spluge

the maximum level of ejaculation coming out of your peen hole. your peen usually explodes after this happens and cannot be replaced unless an experienced penile surgeon is close by.

Son: Dad, I think I just spluged.
Dad: I was worried this would happen

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 5, 2019