spaff patch

The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed

Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too

by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

spliffness

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.

Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!

by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

lickety-spliff

Rolling a joint at great speed.

Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!

by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

spliff

also splif

(From split <divided> + spiff <well-dresssed or good>)

a quality cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marajuana, initially popular on Europe's Iberian Peninsula

additionally, the term has been adopted to mean any high quality or well-rolled marajuana joint

"I don't have much weed left, but I can roll us both a spliff."
OR
"The party was wack 'til mah nigga busted out a FATTY spliff!"

by Johann7 August 24, 2004

spliffy

A marijauna cigereyye. originated from word 'spliff'

Nice job rolling that spliffy!

by pindrys April 20, 2003