spermatogeddon

to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.

Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

spermatologist

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.

I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

by Askthe BeerGuys June 29, 2010

sperman

noun-the language spoken in Germany when one is "gigging" (bootycall)

dude, last night u wouldnt shut up, u kept talkin sperman to that dumb bitch Kelly.

by leonseagullcow April 11, 2010

Sperman

A cross between the words sperm and seman. Kinda like the word smog.

"Ouch my balls hurt! I need to unleash my sperman!"

by El Spicy Taco October 17, 2008

spermatosis

Throat infection caused by too much jizz down the gurgler.

"Fuck my throat is sore"

"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"

by blackfella April 14, 2014

spermanate

to ejaculate/ cum
to do sex wee

my mrs was sucking me off, then i pulled out and spermanated all over her face

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

Sperman Herman

While wearing a bow-tie, whip out your chode and blow a load in her face while reciting your favorite Pee-Wee Herman verse.

After watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I felt naughty and gave my girlfriend the "Sperman Herman"...she loved it

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010