Speedier

some dude on discord that reads dirty fanfics for a living

"Stop reading so many fanfics you're turning into Speedier."

by RaDi45 August 8, 2019

speedblind

A symptom of driving way too fast, way too often. It basically means that you are so used to going fast that you do not realize you are speeding.

I need to either drive like a human or not be driving at all. No jk I've really got speedblind like it doesn't feel that fast anymore. Need to stop it before something serious happens

by Dream192837 November 17, 2019

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

Speedle

Speedling is when you zoom away into the sun so fast that it leaves a trail of fire.

(This is most likely impossible.)

"Woah, she speedled away!! She might set something on fire!!"

by CrybabyThalassa June 30, 2023

speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

Spedling

Some one who is special education. Someone who is slow.

Hey did you hear Daniel didn’t know the capital of New York? What a spedling

by Peepeehead69 June 12, 2018