Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021

Speedy Gonzales

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

speedy gonzales

Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!

Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.

by Speedy from the Magic Time Machine October 22, 2003

speedy gonzales

I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.

By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.

by Sega sucks my ass August 3, 2003

speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.

YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.

by c.t July 18, 2005

Needy Speedy

A person (often a female) that will get so desperate on something that they will speak faster.

Stop being a needy speedy and calm down!

by MerMerMer April 6, 2015

Speedy Screwer

Refers to someone who can repeatedly fuck someone over and over again without losing stamina. Speedy refers to the sheer fastness of which the fucking is carried out, and screwing refers to the fucking itself.

Mike is referred to as a “Speedy Screwer” because he is said to have fucked a girl 50 times in one night.

by Ray Peest February 15, 2022