Speedy Branch

Your fastest friend

Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

Speedy Gonzales

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

speedy gonzales

Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!

Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.

by Speedy from the Magic Time Machine October 22, 2003

speedy gonzales

I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.

By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.

by Sega sucks my ass August 03, 2003

speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.

YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.

by c.t July 05, 2005

Needy Speedy

A person (often a female) that will get so desperate on something that they will speak faster.

Stop being a needy speedy and calm down!

by MerMerMer April 06, 2015

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer April 22, 2018