Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

Sastroed

To get really wasted and have a great time. Usually involves poorly drawn penises.

I went drinking with colleagues and got really sastroed.

by EnergyRegulation August 26, 2013

Smaste

Smaste -(smell/taste) - can be experienced from a distance that no human is capable of imagining. It brings thoughts of a maggot infested wound from some kind of flesh rotting disease. It's smell, flavor, and appearance all blend into one unsettling heap that even the depths of hell don't want.

The plumber said under my house was so horrible he could smaste it.

I don't know what happened in that house but you could smaste it 3 blocks away.

Oh my god when that guy farted in the elevator everyone could smaste it. It was awful.

by I am Multiplied March 14, 2019

Shasta Bomb

A "Shasta Bomb" is a sexual act where in which two or more participants take a can of soda particularly lemon lime Shasta and empty said can in one's rectum and hold it in by shear Force of squeezing their own butt cheeks and tightening their anus until they're properly standing over their partners face where in which they release the soda onto them which traditionally is followed by the recipient yelling out "Shasta bomb!"

We broke up because she didn't properly wash before Shasta bombing me last night.

by 2MnyTendys April 19, 2021

Sasteen

The best girl in the entire universe.She is the most amazing person to have in your life. If you are sad, or have a problem with school she will give you the best advice on how she would solve the question, some consider her to be the biology goddess.Girls named Sasteen usually have long dark brown hair and are kinda smoll and smort.

"Dang check out that cute girl over there coming out from the biology lab,she's definitely a Sasteen"

by Wayward Patterns May 11, 2021

Spastastic

the act of spasing-out (Spaz. Someone who is hyperactive, or overly energetic) multiple times in a short period. Having random acts of hyper-activity. spaz

man 1: man Steph just keeps running around the store.
man 2: i know she's so spastastic.

by L-Train41 September 29, 2008