sporticus

merritt i told you to search this for one reason i just want to sayyyyy.
i think your super cool and a awesome friend. your smart, nice, and devilish handsome (no homo). i hope you get to successful get your dream and become the very best like no was before. even though i plan i to annoy you every day til. i hope were still friends even after school because your such a great guy. and who knows maybe will become the worst enemys or will become close as ever. either way thanks for existing -lily

sporticus is merritt's nickname because we love him (sporticus not merrit) jk

by i am a threat October 15, 2018

smarticulate

To articulate with knowledge. Communicating useful information in a clear, well defined manner.

So many bloggers fail to smarticulate useful knowledge.
Tech support was very smaticulate and helpful.
He smarticulated the instructions in a very clear and understandable way.

Smarticulation is very important when giving instructions.
He speaks in a very smarticulatory manner.

by Corporal Al June 4, 2010

Smartacus

In reverence and a // to the brave Spartacus, leader of the slave revolt in Roman times after the death of Christ.
With a tweak to Spartacus to add a hint of intelegence along with brave spirit to resist government oppression and overreach.

Your thoughts and words are both brave and intelligent, Smartacus.

by Truth_finder June 14, 2018

Staticus

An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".

"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"

by rejectionh December 11, 2022

sharticulates

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

by angryEunuch February 6, 2009

SPAM (spamicus awsomenus)

And one day, in the mighty halls of the Carlislian wilderness, a child was born. Christened with an English name and submitted to the normative culture of the environ, he grew and built up a resorvoir of knowledge... and rock. And then, upon being found that his name was too hard to remember by some stoner camp counselor, he was knighted. He was granted from the mighty halls of nirvana and valhala (which are indeed two seperate places but are really close to eachother on Pitt St.) the name of glory, the awsome-est of awsome nomme de plume. From there on out, he was to be called SPAM!!! Then he learned to play guitar, learned of a magical elixir called "Firewater", and now is the most rockenist manbeast of all South-Central PA.

Spending a night with SPAM (spamicus awsomenus)
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Thing 1: "Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

Thing 2: "We could go to the diner."

Thing 1: "Nah, give Spam a call, see what he's doing. Maybe we can go jam."

Thing 2: "Ok"

by Skaboss March 27, 2007

Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Cheesus Crust on a Cracker November 14, 2007