Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have

sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.

by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done

*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE

by Lord Solar October 30, 2010

Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010

sparkly

a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable

sparkly turquoise thongs

by Roxy is spelled S-E-X-Y September 20, 2006

Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!

by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021

sparklino

Compound of "sparkle" and the Italian suffix "-ino."

A young gay flirt, radiating "look at me," a bit too well-groomed and with one too many trendy accessories.

In a gay bar:

A: "Look at him, he's gorgeous."
B: "Oh, he's just a sparklino."

by justbrowzing April 20, 2006