Irwin Sparkes

That awesome fashionable lead singer from The Hoosiers who can hit any note you hit him with. Also known to make a pun or two when appropriate.

'Aw, who's that? He's cool'
'Irwin Sparkes!'

by akaspiderray December 6, 2012

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

sparkish

When something is annoying, referring to the piece of Ignite Realtime software.

<Tom> Man, this computer is being really sparkish
<Tim> lol whats it doing
<Tom>It crashed...

by Pilif12p1 July 15, 2009

Skankiest

Defenition: something that’s unliked and unwanted e.g. that haircut is the skankiest

That’s the skankiest car ever

E.g. that television is the skankiest

by Brendan North March 10, 2018

Smarmy Little Snarkfest

A very ornery, haughty, or arrogant person. Someone who is always sarcastic, or thinks they are the shit.

That girl Devan is such a smarmy little snarkfest. She's always giving me sass.

by potatoking June 17, 2010

Scariest Picture on the Internet

I'm not too sure where this originated, but I haven't ever checked out the picture. Basically there are 2 versions of the "Scariest Picture on the Internet." If you type in "Scariest Picture on the Internet" in Google, look for either the picture of the levitating girl in a black dress that looks kinda 3D-ish or a sketch of a girl with brown hair.

Backstory for Brown Hair sketch:

The sketch is believed to be a self portrait of a young Japanese woman, who supposedly sketched herself before scanning the sketch and posting it onto the internet. The origin of the picture is currently unknown, but I have contacted the creator of the youtube video and have asked for the information required to properly and efficiently analyse the sketch.

If you stare at the picture for an amount of time, it is said that the sketch can be seen moving. Some people have reported seeing her eyes moving, even changing colour. Others have reported seeing her chest moving up and down as though she was inhaling and exhaling. All of these are due to the fact that the sketch is said to be cursed, as the woman commited suicide only a short amount of time after drawing it.

Me: I am a chickenshit and I ain't about to look at Scariest Picture on The Internet.

by Dumshickle August 17, 2011

spankies

Tight spandex shorts most commonly worn by dancers in rehearsal as well as performance.

I have all kinds of spankies from my high school's dance team, we wore yellow ones during our routine to Wonderwall.

by dancerrrzrus April 16, 2011