ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

Sankey

A last name that is based of off farming and Rednecks. Hard working and smart at building and contruction. One of the most independant type of people out there. Very difficult for him/her to follow instructions unless told by upper authority. Loves to work alone but respects and will work in groups. Loves to be dominated by authority or in bed. Sankeys are very humble people. They dont normaly brag or any of the sort. His/her respect for others may make them bad starting partners but once they get used to the partner they are one of the proudful people to have. They have alot of silent pride for them selfs and enjoys hard labor. Very very athletic and have some of the most amazing thinking and common sense when it comes to managing things. Gets along with just about anybody. Really easy to abuse since they are very gulable and will do just about anything in the world that contains hard work and time. They love the pride they give themselfs. Very upbeat people as well. They love helping people more than anything in the world. And they will never except a payment. A good smile and the satisfaction that you like what they did is more than the world to these type of people.

That guy is extreamly hardworking
He must be a Sankey

by Dakillaman July 13, 2017

spanky for my hangdown

Vagina for my penis.

I gonna get some spanky for my hangdown.

by Blind Willie Mootz December 12, 2010

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

spanken

How some people misspell the word, "spanking".

I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!

by Telephony July 24, 2019