safety game

Doorknob is a game in which participants are supposed to say "safety" after they flatuate before other participants say "doorknob". This is known as "calling doorknob". If other participants call doorknob before the flatulater calls safety, then the non-flatuting participants are encouraged to physically assault the flatulater until he or she touches a doorknob. The game is generally assumed to be continuously active, and participants are frequently forced into the game unexpectedly, even against their will.

Rules of safety game
When an individual flatuates, he or she must say the word "safety" in a clear tone so as to be heard by those around him.
If the individual fails to say "safety", participants may say the word "doorknob".
At that time, participants may physically punish the individual who flatuated.
The individual must immediately seek a doorknob 1 and touch it. Once the individual touches said doorknob, the beating must cease.

Variations
Many variations exist when doorknobs are either not accessible, or too accessible. A common variation is to replace the doorknob with something that the participants consider undesirable to touch, or something that is impossible, or nearly so, to touch.

Footnotes
^ In strict canon, only a true doorknob is eligible for play. However, in many social circles, house rules have been developed to allow the use of latches, handles, and other devices depending on the general availability of true knobs.

by lee milton May 24, 2006

Safety

An Florida term for much love or be safe in these streets

Jay leaving aright safety my g

by Mrs.jay Gelin October 11, 2020

safety nazi

(n.) A person obsessed with safety and possessing a fascist belief that everyone who believes otherwise is irresponsible, reckless, and should be publicly chastised.

Commonly have children who wear helmets to do virtually anything fun and are responsible for child proof cigarette lighters, the disappearance of fireworks, and for laws requiring use of seat-belts and motorcycle helmets. Also includes almost anything related to OSHA. Common to internet bulletin boards dealing with outdoor adventure.

syn. safety police

I remember the day when you could actually buy bottle rockets and fire crackers, but the safety nazis took care of that.

by brian in lansing October 2, 2005

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom

A word, phrase or thought that is likely to embarrass, fluster or even cause a mother to cry

Ed: I want to post to Twitter, but your mom follows me and this comment is definitely NSFYM.

Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?

Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...

by anythingoncemaybetwice February 28, 2012

yeonjun safe zone

when a cringe video comes up on youtube, people say " YEONJUN SAFE ZONE LIKE TO ENTER" its so annoying tho.

YEONJUN SAFE ZONE
no seriously like below :)

by Isaac De Snuts January 17, 2023

Saferapes

The same thing as rape, but safer. A rape that is done by a trust-worthy fellow without disease and murderous intent, so you can live out that rape fantasy and not be traumatized afterwards.

"Ouch! Not so rough! Since when did you start working for Saferapes?"
"'Safe-what'?"

by cahootsk December 5, 2009

safety squint

the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.

Those safety glasses make me look gay, so I just used the safety squint.

by asghaghaiuhgalughagha May 17, 2008