splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

by Spurg1988 July 3, 2018

spur tongue

A term used in reference to the clitoris and/or clitoral hood. More commonly used by black people, apparently. An older black man introduced this phrase to me.

I rubbed her spur tongue for a while and she came all over.

by goatse123 April 13, 2007

splurge

To spend money in an ejaculatory way.

I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.

by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007

spurgu

finnish, homeless alcoholic. sleep nights in parks, woods or garbagecontainers. smells very bad. you can see them sometimes in underground trains in helsinki city. nowadays rarely.

-spurgu nukkui pois pöhnäänsä metrossa

by matti April 11, 2005

Splurge

To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.

"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"

by dubbbbs November 3, 2011

Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

by jcm65 July 27, 2010