someday

That time in the future in which you will eventually find love, happiness and financial security, which you wait for indefinitely.

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend someday. Just don't ask me what my assumption is based upon and stop following me.

by Killing Kittens June 14, 2004

Soledo

Short duration solo or group performance or 'serenade' for entertainment and sometimes humorous purposes. A crowd pleaser to provide enjoyment to patrons of an establishment or played by an individual to create a romantic overtone or relaxed mood.

i'll be happy if i can just go home, play my girl a quick soledo before bed and try to get some sleep.

by Mike Pasagio November 15, 2007

sored

the state of being sad and bored

i was very sored when my girlfriend was late

by thetbio November 1, 2017

Someday Shopper

A person who comes into a store regularly, and never buys anything.

Peter always been a someday shopper, he goes into the record store all the time and never buys anything, because he's always broke.

by Deviant Shade July 17, 2021

lovely sized

small, midget, short-arse

he's tall and you're... lovely sized

by secretlysmall October 28, 2009

Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

by Mama goose January 6, 2014

Skal - sized

a way to describe someone as fat

"bro that cat is so fat it's Skal - sized

by crimynuts October 24, 2023