I'm sorry sir

The best thing to say in a bad situation.

Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)

by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011

Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.

That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.

Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf

by PoleyISuppose September 8, 2023

no more sorrow

Track 8 of Linkin Park's album, Minutes to Midnight. A very good song, none of that sappy stuff they did.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE SORROW! I've paid for your mistakes! Your time is borrowed, your time is going to be re-plaaaaaaaaced!

by Paul9 August 28, 2007

sorrows sorrows prayers

a way of saying sorry/my condolences, usually used in light hearted situations, usually seen in texts/on tiktok

ex. someone gets a botched hair cut

“sorrows sorrows prayers 😭😭”

by sourmilkies May 18, 2023

sorry star

a german word used for apologizing when you don't really mean it
making fun of you, in a sarcastic way

Hey could you move?
No
Sorry star!

by LOLxo October 3, 2013

sorry

A word commonly used to make a yelling person shut the fuck up.

A: YOU PUT A SNAKE IN THE WATER TANK? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? IT COULD HAVE SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE. IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF...
B: I'm sorry.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

sorry bout it

1. A faux apology which serves as an adequate defense against any multitude of allegations. Displays not only a complete disregard with respect to any responsibility for one's behavior, but also an entitlement to continue such a course of action without fear of the consequences.

Works well in conjunction with the phase "YOLO"

2. A phrase which can serve to mean nothing in particular, except the fact that one is intoxicated and currently care-free. Generally used by college age females in a most annoying manner.

Courtney: Nick! we've been together for a year and I just tested positive
Nick: sorry bout it

Tom: dude I don't remember anything, did I drive last night?
Me: yeah we talked you into it
Tom: WTF?!
Me: Sorry bout it

Drunk girl 1: Vodka shots sorry bout it
drunk girl 2: SORRY BOUTTT IT!!!

by badyoungtom October 11, 2012