Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

by sraM December 4, 2012

simporing

Something that is so simple and boring

Me - Alexa, set a 10 Minute timer
Alexa - 10 Minute Timer Starting Now
Me - So that is amazing (under breath - simporing)

by Mandogy January 16, 2018

Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018

Soaring brownie

A weed brownie. As in one that makes you soar high

Bro I just had a soaring brownie and I’m flying hiiigggh rn

by Yeeandicannotemphasizeenufhaw May 15, 2019

sompthing

the correct way to spell the word sompthing

i want sompthing to eat!

by heyhijello January 13, 2020

comparing lana to lorde

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative

queen lana del rey en*ed lorde
- example of deadass comparing lana to lorde

by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 2, 2020

sparing

being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...

"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",

"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"

by Zappelli May 5, 2020