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We should hang out sometime.

The best pickup line EVER!

You see, what's genius about it is that in the use of the word "we" it definetely makes you sound like a couple - "hang out" makes it sound a whole lot more casual - and "sometime" makes it open and not too rushed. Also worth note is the fact that it's not a yes or no question, it's an opinion - and you can't say no to an opinion!

The pickup line was invented - or at least popularized - by Josh Sundquist, who is an awesome YouTuber. OF AWESOME.
*at le party or something*

*guy spots girl*

*guy and girl talk*

Le Guy: We should hang out sometime.
by PresidentSnowFangirl December 27, 2011
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You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.
"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.
by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009
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Shoulder strap

A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.
I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.
by Tony Buttles January 1, 2009
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as you should

A way of saying to keep doing what you’re doing and go off. Commonly used in TikTok. It is a compliment to show that they shouldn’t stop what they’re doing.
Susan: *Does well on a test*
Karen: “Yes girl, as you should!!”
by sittingchimp September 29, 2020
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Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.
Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.
by flacker December 24, 2006
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Sandusky Shoulder

Similar to the cold shoulder, this is when your friends, family or guardians ignore the blatant proverbial or literal butt raping that you are dealing with.

(The meaning comes from the blatant ignoring of former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky banging children)
Did you see Bill in there? He was getting a reaming but I didn't feel obligated to help so I gave him the ole' Sandusky Shoulder.

This old, creepy guy was going to town on me the other night, Jim walks in, and sure as hell he gives me the Sandusky Shoulder.

Next time Sarah gets herself in that situation its going to be the Sandusky Shoulder for her.
by kbrownIVXX November 13, 2011
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We should be friends more often

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.
Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you
by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009
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