Social Media Hostage

You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.

Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.

Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.

by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009

social media parent

When the parent uses social media to portray them self as a stand up parent. Posting pictures, videos, things they bought to get a stamp of approval from those watching. When really they are spiteful, vindictive and mad and use the kids as pawns to get back at the other parent when not on social media. Not caring how their hurting the kids in the process. All cause they wanna show the world how.much of a "good" parent they "are"

See baby momma and baby daddy definitions. Also see mitch and bitch definitions.

Social media parent: Posting pictures of your kids saying "this is what it's all about yall", when off social media you were trying to keep them separated to pay the other parent back.

by hisoneandonly October 2, 2015

social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks

That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser

by 1supernoob August 20, 2021

social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass

Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.

by Tigercute January 11, 2016

social media relationship

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media

"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"

by papamurph43 May 23, 2017

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016