Snowlane

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.

"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"

by weezybabyF January 5, 2009

snow dust

slang for cocaine
mostly used in europe, the north

hot european girl: "oh boy, i can feel that snow dust in my veins"

by Amant September 29, 2013

Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")

Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!

by Agent Blue February 18, 2015

snow chode

an idiot on a ski resort with no idea what there doing, yet still insists on going to the top and wiping everyone out on there way down.

there goes another snow chode

by bikerdude2k February 3, 2010

Snow Camel

A short white girl whose stomach hangs low like a pregnant camel.

Jocelle is a big snow camel.

by raxen June 29, 2021

honeymoon snow

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

by CMFS February 5, 2010

east chapel hill snow

A unique mix of cocaine, crushed up addies, and powdered xanax common at East Chapel Hill High School in Chapel Hill, NC. Sometimes can be mixed with slices of money for that extra east chapel hill oomph.

Aye you you wanna do that east chapel hill snow?

Yeah man after I finish my AP comp gov homework

by Dicksucker430 March 28, 2018