Scootering

A scooter or L shape formed by two bodies used to give oral. Positions can be switched depending on who's giving and receiving.

Tim and Janet were scootering after diner last night

by GatsperTheFriendlyGhhost May 19, 2016

Snorkeling

The act of performing oral sex on a man with a twizzler (after biting off both ends) in one's mouth to be used as a breathing apparatus.

Mandy was below the covers snorkeling Bob.

Brian brought twizzlers to the movie hoping Tiffany was interested in some snorkeling.

Lindsay was snorkeling Logan when Holden walked in stole the damn twizzler.

by WhiggyPI March 30, 2016

Snorkeling

Snorkeling is the act of moterboating ones balls. This is the same as moterboating ones breasts, only the balls are motherboated instead.

My last girlfriend was an expert at snorkeling!!!!!

I think that girl wants me, she keeps looking at my package like she wants to snorkel it!

Man, my ex was a great girl but she was afraid to snorkel the boys.

by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013

Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013

Snorkeling

Oral sex, plain and simple.

I try to go snorkeling on a first date.

by keep it real, yo July 6, 2011

scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur

When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.

by Shannabeth February 24, 2011

Snootering

When one guy ejaculates directly into the pee hole of another guy. Therefore forcing the second man to ejaculate the first guy's cum out

My mom caught my best friend and I snootering last night

by Dj jeremy November 6, 2022