snogability

Someone who is very tempting to snog or snog with.

The snogability factor is running high here

by Magnolia107 February 16, 2004

snodgepocker

snodgepocker (snodj pock er) NOUN. An annoying but endearing creature. Or is it endearing but annoying? Either way, you want to smack them, but can't because they are too Goddamned cute.

Like the cutest, fluffiest little kitten who keeps climbing up your legs and back with his needle-sharp claws to sit on your shoulder and purr.

Her- "How did he get stuck inside the piano?"
Him- "How? He's a hedgehog, that's what they do, look for dark places to curl up and sleep. And take a crap."
Her- "HE CRAPPED INSIDE MY PIANO!?"

(He pulls him out of the piano).

Him- "Sorry about that. Yeah, in't he a cute little snodgepocker?"
Her- "Ohhh... look at that little nosie!"
Him- "So... should we keep him, or call the Humane Society?"
Her- "He's making little piggy noises! We can't just give him away!"
Him- "So, what do you want to name him?"
Her- "Fluffy. Either Fluffy, or Shithead."
Him- "Welcome to the family, Shithead."
Her- "Can I hold him?"
Him- "Get your own damn hedgehog."

(she stands, staring.)

Him- "Shouldn't you be cleaning the shit out of your piano?"
Her- "I changed my mind about his name. I think he's more of a Fluffy."
Him- "Fluffy it is. Welcome to the family, Fluffy."
Her- "From now on, YOU'RE the one I'm calling Shithead."
Him- "There you go, sweet talkin' me again."
Her- "Just hand over the goddam hedgehog, Shithead."
Him- "OK. Here. Careful."

(He puts the hedgehog in her hands).

Her- "OW! Ow! What the fuck?! I am bleeding! You little fucker!"
Him- "The spines are sharp."
Her- "Ja think!?"
Him- "I told you to be careful."
Her- "He's grunting! What does that mean?"
Him- "It means he's hungry. I'll get him some food."
Her- "Oh, no you're not. I'M getting Fluffy's food. Aren't I , Fluffy? Fluffy says yes."
Him- "I'm coming along."
Her- "No, Fluffy says that Mr. Shithead should stay here to clean Fluffy's crap out of my piano. Doesn't he? Yesss he does."
Him- (grumbling) "Fucking hedgehog always takes her side."

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

sbonga

Sbonga is a nice person who cares for someone more then she cares for herself. She doesn't like fighting but she is a fierce fighter. She's goofy and she doesn't care what people say about her. She also doesn't entertain dumb shit

Sbonga ignored Camron because he was asking for trouble

by Reine Cara December 6, 2018

Smongo

A derogatory or playful term given to a person of relatively short stature who is mentally challenged, or in some way, has committed an action that makes them seem mentally challenged. Usually, the word is used as a proper noun to replace someone's name, however, it can be used as a verb in certain situations.
Noun: Smongo; Plural: Smongos
Verb: To Smongo, To Smingle
Pronunciation: Schmŏngō

"Smongo, why the hell did you punch that baby?"
"Stop smingling it up dipshit!"

by Smongo March 23, 2017

Ear Snog

A term found in the Georgia Nicolson series. The act of slightly sucking and nipping a persons ear lobe. Very enjoyable and recommendable. If done incorrectly, it is a massive turnoff.

"Yeah the making out wasn't doing much for her, so I ear snogged her."
"Oh dude I love ear snogging."
"Yeah so did she."

by padfoot011 December 9, 2008

Smongry

When someone is hungry for a smoke.

Oh boy, I had a rough day at work, pretty SMONGRY right now.

by Nasatii February 27, 2009

shongin

a shongin is a person who exceeds in everything and always beats a neb except at gungame on call of duty and getting money.. a shongin is also a person with big ears and always stays up to late by accident

ah man im such a shongin

by shongin October 21, 2017