snarfle

Crotch in face. When a person virtually suffocates another using nothing but his/her genitalia.

Nikki didn't mean to snarfle Ed when she fell on his face with her legs wrapped around his head.

by the japsican May 14, 2007

Snarffums

A ridiculous, yet adorable nickname to give your significant other, typically followed by declaring your other " Warffums "

Sometimes can be put together to form 'Snarffywarffums".

Robert: "You're my little Snarffums!"
Suzannah: "And you're my Warffums!"

by Jigglypuff Warffums July 10, 2012

snarfle

The white matter present in sausages and spam, and especially salami.

Lebanon bologna is full of snarfles.

by pluck April 5, 2007

snarfle

A fast, excited episode of hysteria upon which the one who snarfles, humps someone like a hyena on crack in a matter of seconds, resulting in an extreme orgasmic sexual episode, that lasts all within the period of a minute or less.

"Dude, I totally snarfled that chick like 5 minutes ago. She's recovering..."

by Danny Mead July 9, 2005

snarfle

The sound a giraffe makes when speaking to another giraffe. The sound is inaudible by humans.

The giraffe's snarfle was calm and soothing to his mate.

by Snarfle Appreciator March 23, 2008

snarfle

V. To peruse (a particularly geeky product or service) with excitement. The term stems from the sound that the brown monsters in DOOM 1make.

We spent all night snarfling over the latest "Science and Surplus" catalog.

by Frau Nau February 24, 2005

snarflac

ditto or same as;
Used in converstion context.

Frank: Dude..I'm so tired!!
Bob: Dude...snarflac

by Kj November 16, 2004