by Mark February 27, 2004
Get the Juelz Santana mug.A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.
May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
/end
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
/end
by WillyJK December 23, 2008
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Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.
"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."
by null793 September 25, 2015
Get the Santaism mug.Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
by core memory dump September 14, 2016
Get the Santa Steamer mug.Film director from Portland Oregon who makes cool movies about street kids and gay prostitutes and skateboarders. Usually there's an Elliott Smith song in the sound track.
by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010
Get the Gus Van Sant mug.You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.
by squidb_ll December 4, 2020
Get the santa denier mug.a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.
by macarron December 20, 2008
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