smurfing

A person in the higher ranks of a game, usually a team based dps game like overwatch or csgo, who purposly makes a new account or purposly drops down to the lower ranks just to destroy the noobies.

Some dude playing overwatch: Why is this McCree so good?

Guy who is smurfing: Between you and me, I'm smurfing down here on bronze, I'm actually 500.

by pancakesavage7 June 14, 2017

surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

by smiami March 14, 2009

Poppin Smurf

To throw a smoke grenade at the opposition while online on Gears of War 2. Upon being "popped a smurf" on, the phrase "smurfs ahoy" may be employed.

Team 1:"Lets get the fuck out of here. I'm poppin smurf!"
Team 2:"Smurfs Ahoy!"

by sphinx of pedophiles August 1, 2010

Smurfdom

Smurfdom is an ancient form of government. It is similar to serfdom, but with little tiny blue people. Yes, blue people. Smurfs

Mr. Davis: Serfdom was in a rapid decline in the 1300's-

Student: Don't you mean Smurfdom?

Mr. Davis: Oh, my bad, you're right.

by VikingWadsYeah October 20, 2011

smurfing a chick

*to Smurf a chick

When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.

this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!

-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!

- Wow we are really smurfing a chick

by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015

Saurfang

Saurfang is the Supreme Commander of the Might of Kalimdor in the war against the Silithid and their Qiraji masters. He stands in Orgrimmar until the war, when he will travel to the frontline in Silithus. He is the brother of Broxigar, an orc who travelled back in time to the War of the Ancients and died in glorious battle against the Burning Legion. His son Saurfang the Younger lives in Nagrand.

Sometime after the Ahn'Qiraj gate events, he has become a pop icon to Horde players, who affectionately create various "facts" about him in the style of other pop culture icons such as Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris.

Sephiroth wasn't injected by Jenova cells. He was injected by Saurfang cells.

by Luck Guided August 10, 2008

smurf penis

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014