smoothie

Blow Job, Dome, Head, Fellatio

I want a smoothie. May i have a smoothie. You're a smoothie(Queen/King)

by Shady Milkman December 8, 2003

smoothie

when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.

"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"

by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019

smoothies

When things are understood, going well or went well.

Bubba: How are things?
Joe Smokey: Things are awesome!
Bubba: Smoothies!

by hdfrey November 2, 2010

smoothie

A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.

Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!

by nymphomanic514 April 5, 2009

smoothie

a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants

In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.

by kavorka May 13, 2005

smoothy

n. cleanly or freshly shaven cock and balls

I just got done shavin' my dong so that I could give my gf a smoothy tonight.

by pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010