smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

by sidereus August 4, 2020

smoft

smooth and soft. can mean cool. or getting high

dam this is really smoft,
im smoft off my head

by phicas January 18, 2005

semonti

1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.

1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.

2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.

3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.

by Umeez August 30, 2008

Smongi

A human being that is deficient in certain chromasomes so as to render them incapable of existing as a normal member of society.

Similiar to Mong, Mongoloid, etc

"Theres this fucking bitch retard at work - she's such a fucking Smongi"

by Jay October 13, 2004

Smanter

Banter that stinks. i.e. banter that ends in silence and tumbleweed. The combination of the two words smelly and banter.

Gregson's chat is rancid. He's full of smanter.

by King of the castle1 June 8, 2011

Shontel

PROFESSIONAL singer actress judge athlete advertisement director administrative manager and dancer. Crazy, sexy, cool, loved and adored. She is patient, kind, faithful, and loving. Honest, generous, accomplished but modest. Strong (like a rock), helpful, stern but gentle. Intelligent, spiritual, mother and friend. Comedian, entertainer, interpreter indeed. Thought to be from a royal lineage of european decent, born from a brilliant light. She is magnificent, beautiful, fabolous, gorgeous, and marvelous. She is love and once you get a taste of it, you never want to let it go. So be careful fellas... (lol)

Shontel is like a rose.

Who Shontel? She must be related to Beyonce. They act just alike.

by Sarah Marie Clair February 4, 2010

Samonte

A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.

Damn, look at that Samonte

by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009