Someone who has a very rare ability to say all the right things at the right time. Even when a situation is not in their favor, by the end of the night their uncanny ability with words has turned a unfavorable situation into an advantage. They are charming and possess all the people skills then some, they can talk their way out of or in into anything they want. Even more deadly if the person is hot. Basically they can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.
If anyone else was speeding that fast they would be in jail, but Johnny is such a smooth talker the cop ended up escorting him where he needed to go.
by Not Webster April 19, 2009
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originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009
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1. A clinging Matriarch, who has to know every goings’ on of her son or daughter, even when they have left home.
Rachel: “My Mom is driving me nuts!”
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.
by Bayareaboy17 June 1, 2017
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2. An emoji popularized by Bloons TD 6 servers as a poorly drawn thinking emoji.
2. An emoji popularized by Bloons TD 6 servers as a poorly drawn thinking emoji.
Someone: Well BMA has a lot of high damage potential and should be used more often.
Smart BTD6 Player: :sholthink: It takes away to much money dumbass.
Smart BTD6 Player: :sholthink: It takes away to much money dumbass.
by Elite_Ninja6 January 6, 2022
Get the Sholthink mug.A racing game (like Mario Kart) where a man and a woman play as a team. The man handles the controller while the woman sits on his face and uses his cock as a joystick. He must then attempt to navigate the race based on how she handles his cock.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.
by Flynn Morgan February 3, 2022
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by Baleabodylotion December 30, 2009
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My smother-in-law has announced that she is going to stay in our (small!) house for a few more weeks.
by oversharin June 5, 2009
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