Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020

angel smock

A fun loving girl with a dirty mind.

That is a n Angel Smock thought.

by Bad Kitty 401 May 5, 2016

smocking hot

This phrase is for describing a girl that has perfect tits, and awesome booty; in other words, she is perfect any sense word.

...Hey Ted, yesterday I banged such a smocking hot girl!..

by Peluquero June 14, 2017

Pussy Smock

A skirt

That girl has a very nice pussy smock

by KingofLakemoor January 1, 2020

smock shot

The act of cutting off the ears and hollowing out the head threw the ear drum.

During times of war they used to smock shot there pow's.

by Jordan Ruiz November 28, 2003

Smock Party

A BAMF gay pride party where the attendees must wear different colored band aids on their bodies and a different colored nail polish on each finger nail.

Jeffree Star: omg, so are you're going to Greg's smock party?
Chris Crocker: any excuse to taste your rainbow, baby!

by ilovechriscrocker&jeffreestar February 18, 2009

wears a smock to a party

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008