Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

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8pm salami sandwich

When you get your dick bitten off in between a woman's legs

Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on

by Potato2511 September 5, 2020

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Baba Salamah

Baba Salamah is an amazing woman. She loves to cut apples and stuff them into people mouth. She shivers when the aircon is on for 1 second. She loves to dye her hair. She hides things and doesnt tell where they are. Quite a loveable grandma. She loves making beautiful poses when she sleeps like a "THUG LIFE" pose and "SAY GOODBYE" pose. All things considered, Baba Salamah is the coolest grandma u will ever see or hear of. Baba is an alpha grandma. Baba Salamah=mrbeast she is rich. Baba is swag and not even da baby can OUTSWAG her. Baba Salamah is a celebrity and u cant change that. Baba Salamah is cool.

Baba Salamah: The aircon please turn off its so cold u want me to die?
Her grandchild: Uh the aircon has been on for 1 second.
Baba Salamah:*shivers* Please turn off its so cold please just *shivers and "passes out"*
Her grandchild: Bruh this is the 69th time u done this!!

by salinahterberakdalamseluar1111 November 27, 2021

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