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Smell yo dick

(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"

Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"

Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
by Noam Chumpsky April 27, 2008
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peussie smell

a smell that comes from any object with the color of purpulish/brown, or brownish/purple. Originating from the word 'puce' and meaning something downright nasty in look and smell. If an object has a peussie smell, then it's best not to eat it.
During the performance at the opera, I notice a woman looking very uncomfortable and having that peussie smell. She departed before the final curtain and ran to the ladies room! She even looked like Princess Peussie.
by Kurt Steinberg December 28, 2007
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smallish

A little bit small; of small nature.
Geez _ _ _ _ _ _ _! You're smallish!
by Beccy C February 9, 2006
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Tomboy smell

A girl who smells like any combination of sweat , bleach , carbonated soda , sweets or anything dirty because their into more than just the typical girly regime
Dude what happened to your sister , she's got a serious case of tomboy smell , I know that's why I like her
by Faithmoriahfaith May 15, 2016
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Smallie Biggs

Rapper from lynnbrook, nj a total joke
by Bonody May 1, 2014
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Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.
'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'
by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012
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Oh, Moses, smell the roses

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!
by Genku July 29, 2003
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