A: "I'm getting my appendectomy tomorrow. I need to save this money for copay."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."
by Arthritis July 27, 2009
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Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
by Looney Larry January 31, 2010
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When you go through a facebook photo album and tag yourself but don't bother tagging anyone else in the photo you have just tagged yourself in.
Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"
2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"
"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
by Totes McGoates November 4, 2010
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The coach was selfish and took the two best players out of the game to punish the rest of the team.
The coach was selfish and took the two best players out of the game to punish the rest of the team.
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