Smelk

Being smelked means being ripped off.

Bro 1: How much was that necklace bro?

Bro 2: €10
Bro 1: corrr, you’ve been totally smelked off

by Fozbot August 28, 2022

smelly negroid

a rather small, black lump of turd.

Oh my god! Is that a negroid floating in the toilet?

by Negroid Brain October 10, 2003

smelly gooch

a gentlemens gooch area that happens to be smelly

"damn, did you see john's gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy's which happens to have a flowery scent."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

smelly little paki

A taxi driver that stinks of BO and curry

Abdul you fucking smelly little paki you stink of curry have you been bathing in it you fucking reek of the stuff

by Leeroy04 April 20, 2018

smelly

something stinks like hell

oh my! that shit on your shoe is smelly

by Joe April 23, 2005

Smelly Kelly

A girl that has an uncontrollably smelly vagina.

"I ripped off Sarah's pants the other day and she was a smelly kelly. I couldn't have sex with her, I just couldn't do it."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

smellyfelix

A funny Kpop fan page with a following of 2853, Smellyfelix could be one of the next big fan pages.

“Did you watch smellyfelix live yesterday?” “Yeah I was watching, her live got banned.”

by namjuan December 18, 2020