smartass

being serious 1% of the time

god Christys a smartass, she's only serious 1% of the time!!

by vmk82 January 10, 2011

Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

smartassery

The state of being a smart ass.

Smartassery is a required by all contributors when adding new words to the Urban Dictionary.

by SmartAssery December 18, 2012

smartcasm

Smart ass comments said in a sarcastic way. Don't worry, you'll know it when you hear it.

His considerable talent for smartcasm was exceeded only by his ability to escape the consequences of his actions.

by Oldogfoto February 4, 2016

Smartass Translate

Smartass Translate is Basicly Google Translate Because it knows every single shit so now you can go away.

I will be using Smartass Translate to cheat in my exam

by teriyakinoodle_ January 27, 2021

Sharticus

“Sharticus” is used to describe someone who sharts frequently.

Jeff: *sharts* Jerry: Jeff is such a sharticus

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

Sergeant Smartass

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"

"Oh man It's raining outside"

"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"

"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020