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Baduy tribe smartphone

A perspective on the experience of a member of the Baduy tribe using a smartphone for the first time, marking a significant shift from their traditional lifestyle. This moment symbolizes a break from decades of being "AFK" (Away From Keyboard) and embracing modern technology.
PoV: During the "Baduy tribe smartphone" event, a Baduy tribe member picks up a smartphone for the first time, wide-eyed and amazed, as he realizes he’s stepping into a world he had long avoided.
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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Smart Phone

Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it's owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner's mother-in-law.
As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.
by Bullshitzer June 3, 2010
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smutphone

A smartphone used primarily for looking up porn and sending suggestive texts.
Jez is such a creep! Look at the message he just sent me from his smutphone!!
by Clarebear81 March 5, 2011
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smarthole

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.
Chris is such a smarthole!
by crogue October 14, 2011
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smartphobe

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.
Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.
by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009
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Smart Phone

Smart Phones are much like the fabled iPhones of legend, are effectively pimped out Mobile phones with many features derived from other already successful products but in one single device. This saves pocket space but the downside being it’s not quite as good the original devices.
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.
Bill: Hey how are you?

Ted: I'm good, I'm just on... Haha

Bill: ... What?

Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone's status update on my new smart phone.

Bill: Hmm ok
by DaftSteamPunk September 20, 2010
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smartphowned

To be or get pwnd by your smartphone, or made to look stupid or otherwise inappropriate or n00b-like by the auto-correct or some other function of your smartphone..
OMG, I texted my mom last night to ask if she was making her wonderful shaved pork for dinner, the damn autocorrect changed it to shaved pussy! I hate getting smartphowned!
by SiGN me in June 9, 2011
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