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by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017
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Small dick energy

Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill and doing stupid things and calling them or yourself"hard" for validation when they are clearly stupid. This includes posting on Instagram when you aren't even a great athlete but enjoy abusing yourself.
David Goggins has extreme small dick energy. He's always posting on Instagram for validation when everything he does is not "hard" but stupid.
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small dick big dreams

a label put onto those people who have exceptionally small male genitalia, as well as enormous hopes, ambitions, and goals.
Oh man, that guy looks like he has small dick big dreams
by wafflecuck April 6, 2017
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small dick

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected. Jim Burner has one and all of his gf's have had to cheat with real men to be satisfied. smalland dicks dont give girls orgasms and "men" who have them should be publicly exposed and laughed at.
jim's small dick is only 2.7 inches long erect with a 3 inch circumference. he should be ashamed!!!!
by jim burner July 8, 2010
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small dick

a guy with a small penis is the most unnatractive thing ever/a turn off
dont let the ladies fool you, size does matter
if a guys hot but he has a small penis forget it

perfect penis size 7-9inch and THICK
I'd take an average guy with a big dick over a hot guy with A Small dick
by truthful September 15, 2006
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Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.
Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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Small Dick Energy

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game
Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
by 51231 March 30, 2021
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