Smacktard

A dumbass that needs to get slapped that many people hate.

Crusadertube: You fucking muzzie

Moh77: STFU SMACKTARDS
^^pwned

by 1437 October 31, 2007

smacktard

Someone acting so retarded you want to smack him over the head.

That smacktard is planecamping
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.

by md-mr April 20, 2003

Smacktard

Someone who was 'Smacked Too Hard' when they were born.

This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.

In real life they also do stupid things.

Poor lad was smacked t'ard at birth and can't think straight

by Frunobulax July 5, 2003

SmackTard

Something you call someone for doing something really stupid

Why do you watch MASH you SmackTard?!

by KILLKEV March 10, 2005

smacktard

1. Insult used by nerds to sound imposing. Often written in forums the world over.

I t0tally pwned that smacktard!!

by RCD December 28, 2005

Smacktard

It didn't originate in online gaming as has been suggested, and has actually been around since the mid 1990's.
Smacktard defines a drug dealer selling drugs or, as some forms are known, smack, that also happens to be a retard.

Smacktard

It has recently been embraced by the world of podcasting after being introduced to 'Punky Radio by Kaje.

You are a smacktard.
You are all smacktards.
Sam is a smacktard.

by James Reilloc April 9, 2006

Smacktard

1. A word used by nerds that is totally meaningless to people who have a social life.

2. Disparaging term used by lonely nerds with zero friends and very poor English skills during the process of crying and shedding thousands of tears because they lost in a video game to someone who is their polar opposite.

Nerd - "UR A GAY SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH 'COS UR GAY".

Casual gamer - "Please translate that last sentence; I don't speak nerd talk".

Nerd - "OMG UR SO GAY, I FUKD UR MOM"

Casual gamer - "Go outside kid"

Nerd - "OMG UR GAY U ONLY WUN 'COS MY TEAMMATES SUCKD"

Casual gamer - "you had 1 kill and 11 deaths"

Nerd - "WHATEVER, GG GRINGOS"

by Hermann Goering June 24, 2006