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Blacktop Slurper

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
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Slurpee with no Slush

A "Slurpee with no Slush" is when a female has oral sex with a male. To not get confused with the term (Slurpee) meaning either a (blowjob) or the cold beverage you must include "With no Slurpee"
Yo Dave! remember Patricia at the party? she gave me a Slurpee with no Slush!
by lukezatron July 22, 2020
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special slurpees

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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Cherry Slurpie

One big step beyond a deep throat blowjob.

When your girlfriend goes down so far on your cock that she can slurp up and suck one or both balls into her mouth.
Angel gives such a great BJ... she can even perform a Cherry Slurpie!
by Angel's Prince December 4, 2013
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Scottish Slurpee

Things Needed: 1 Male, 2 Females

The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee
Damn bitch, you get your friend over there and lets go make some Scottish Slurpees!!
by xCTRxCareyx April 24, 2010
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slurpee

A flavoured slush drink pumped with sugar to get the blood flowing. Slurpees are sold at 7-Elevens. Slurpees come in many flavours, ranging from popular soft drink flavours to 7-Eleven's own mixes.

The Slurpee capital of the world is Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
by benormous May 3, 2006
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sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.
"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"
by mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm April 4, 2009
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