texas snowman

When she sprinkles cocain all over her ass followed by setting a hat on her butt then adding a cookie on each ass cheek and last of all shoving a carrot up her ass before telling you to enjoy.

My girlfriend decided to surprise me with a Texas Snowman for Christmas. Frosty the snowman never tasted so good.

by Km243 August 18, 2017

anal snowman

when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.

wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman

by snowman410 November 2, 2022

miriam rees-sloman

Miriam Rees-Sloman's are probably the coolest people you will ever meet. As godly as she may seem she can be very down to earth and can calm any situation. She is known for blinding people from her gorgeousness and has been compared to mermaids because her angelic voice makes people want to follow her everywhere. You could describe her as "OP" which fits with the gamer side of her. She could beat you online or irl no matter the type of fight. Her skills are endless. Her drip game is insane which just adds to her shine.

"Wow Miriam Rees-Sloman reminds me of Little Mac because she is SO OP."
"Yeah I really wish I was her:("

by Alice Mart January 10, 2021

snow the snowman

Fool, trick, or lie to an individual.

Yo nig, don't try and snow the snowman.

by billyddd December 24, 2007

Sneaky Snowman

A sneaky snowman is a sexual act that requires patience, skill, and a degree of tolerance for the cold. To perform a sneaky snowman, a man first inserts his erect penis into extremely cold water or a bucket of ice. Prolonged exposure can lead to frost-bite so caution must be used. The challenge is also to maintain an erection in spite of the cold. Once the penis has been sufficiently cooled, it should be inserted unexpectedly into a woman's vagina or anus. The unexpectedness of the act , and the accompanying sense of intense cold gives this sexual act its name.

Samantha mentioned to her friend Janet that her boyfriend Jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. She also mentioned that she found the experience "shockingly refreshing".

by CrepuscularMonty November 12, 2012

Snowmageddon

A snow (not defined by how many inches that fall) that affects a location not necessarily capable of dealing with snow, thus causing chaos (i.e. traffic jams, school closings, etc.)

The city of Atlanta rarely gets snow but this snowmageddon is really creating issues there.

by Ceraphus February 12, 2010

build a snowman

When you ejaculate two 'snowballs' onto a pale man's chest and then stick a 'carrot' in his mouth.

Guy 1: Hey, Chaz totally let me build a snowman last night
Guy 2: He's always been really open to new things

by RoyalTeeShirt May 3, 2016