slowbag

Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

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slowboogie

I'm cooling, taking it easy.

What's up cuzzzz? SLOWBOOGIE.

by SLOWBOOGIE 221 January 16, 2017

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Showbolt

Looking super cool and beautiful when in slow motion

'wow, what a showbolt' 'Did you see that showbolt' 'i look good in that showbolt' 'i'm showbolting right now'

by showbolt dude June 25, 2019

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A man or woman that takes joy In fucking in public places, usually in plain site. You'll most often see the Memphis Showboat in public parks, Jack Pirtle's Chicken parking lots, or Picadilley Cafeteria buffet lines.

Look at those Memphis Showboats over there fucking on top of that statue of Robert E. Lee.

by FantasyShirley April 2, 2015

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Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.

Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010

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