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i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011
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Slutstitute

Definition:

Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.

Amalgamation:

Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.

The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.

You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.

Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.
Stop being such a slutstitute with everyone you know, we love you but do you have to bang everyone you dirty pirate hooker?
by LMT August 15, 2006
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sarostitute

A young, supple sorority girl seeking penis. Usually in her mouth.
Look at Sarah GO! One day she will make a fine sarostitute.
by usclone June 15, 2011
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substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008
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sorostitute

along with the other fine definitions already posted, i would like to add 'A chick that goes to college on some easy, useless (social services or anything that applies to child rearing) curricullum; with the sole intent of finding a man who will eventually graduate and support her in the style to which she'd like to become accustomed'
stay away from that sorostitute, she thinks going down is something you don't do after college
by Badger Monkey June 10, 2006
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sorostitute

kelsey boyer has sorostitute swag
I saw Kelsey Boyer doing the stride of pride this morning from the Pike house to the Zeta house. That sorostitute is lucky greek village is small.
by tsm111 October 30, 2010
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baby sorostitute

a girl who wishes to rush a sorority. she wear a northface, and ugg boots throughout all seasons. she also carries around FAKE coach, louis vuitton, or prada purses and accessories. she prances around the Michigan State bars especially Rick's on wednesdays dressing like a prostitute with her fake id.
"im such a baby sorostitute. i dress in short dresses from charlotte russe at the bar with my fake designer purses"
by dillerschlitchting December 8, 2009
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