THE SLINKY

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.

Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!

by Bam068 May 4, 2018

Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.

Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.

by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018

Stonky

Can be used in any sentence and in any way you would like

This place is pretty stonky

Yo bro wanna help me roll this fat stonky

by Lilbingo000 March 8, 2020

Stinky Slinky

A well used and bad smelling RV sewer hose.

Wife: "Did you dump the sewage tank?"

Husband: "Yeah, but the stinky slinky ripped and sewage got everywhere."

by Vent172 January 19, 2015

Slinky in the Stinky

Use of a slinky toy for anal penetration

Josh: I gave myself a slinky in the stinky

by WhyAmIHere?? December 1, 2019

Swonky

(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.

Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."

by swonkygirl April 16, 2011

slinky tits

A set of fun bags that are so droopy that they walk down the stairs before she does.

Chris, your girl needs to wear a bra. Her slinky tits are hanging out of the bottom of her dress.

by phildees January 30, 2007