slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.

Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

Slob Kebab

Sloppy seconds with a dirty Syrian.

"Bro, I totally had a Slob Kebab last night. I need a shower."

by SirScoots April 23, 2016

Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

neat slob

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.

I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.

by boggler June 5, 2005

Cow Slob

When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.

Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.

Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

secret slob

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.

Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.

Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.

person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"

person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."

by observanthallmate May 25, 2013

calf slobber

The foamy unappealing top layer of a pie; also known as merIngue. Would beaten, sugary egg whites have become a popular dessert if served solo instead of topping fruity goodness in a pastry shell? Probably not.

I would love to have a piece of lemon meringue pie, but it looks like it's coated in calf slobber.

by Idaho Vixen November 23, 2013