The act of drinking wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is poured down the small of one's back, allowing it to drip through the ass crack and over the butt hole, before reaching the mouth of the recipient. The resulting beverage is a surprisingly pleasant mixture of alcohol and butt.
Dude, I just bought a bottle of my wife's favourite Chardonnay. When I get home, I'm going to give her a slobken!
by GhostFaceKillah1969 May 1, 2018
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by SlobbinDiddle July 2, 2018
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A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.
Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.
"Tyreese gave me a good slonking last night. Wasn't really into 69'ing but with his nose he can really slonk me deep"
by JimblesSocal August 6, 2020
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by Storn September 14, 2021
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Get the Slocking the Cock mug.The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
by Slob king December 19, 2023
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